Big Boned? We just said "remember, fat chicks try harder!"
Oh ... forgive me ... I thought that was ugly girls ...
Too bad the same doesn't apply to fat, ugly men ... they just tell you how lucky you are they chose you for the night!
Oh ... forgive me ... I thought that was ugly girls ...
Too bad the same doesn't apply to fat, ugly men ... they just tell you how lucky you are they chose you for the night!
You know, I'm beginning to think the OP just threw out some bait and look at all the "fish" that got hooked.
Now, having said that, I have no clue as to his intentions in posting this one, but I'm not going to give him any kind of answer. (Don't want to be confused with a "fish".)
Now, having said that, I have no clue as to his intentions in posting this one, but I'm not going to give him any kind of answer. (Don't want to be confused with a "fish".)
LOL ... you know me too well!!
Bro1: bro, your wife has put on some weight
Bro2: yeah, it happens
Bro1: seriously, dude, your wife is fat
Bro2: WTF! Why do you care?
Bro1: because she's not doing it for me anymore
Bro2: WTF does that mean!?!
Bro1: well, when I have my private time in the shower...
Bro2: POW
Bro1: dude, why did you hit me?
Bro2: yeah, it happens
Bro1: seriously, dude, your wife is fat
Bro2: WTF! Why do you care?
Bro1: because she's not doing it for me anymore
Bro2: WTF does that mean!?!
Bro1: well, when I have my private time in the shower...
Bro2: POW
Bro1: dude, why did you hit me?
He said IF he was banging her, not WHEN he was banging her. That would just be rude!
I'm predicting at least a hundred posts on this thread before all is said and done
I dunno man ... seems to me like he could kill two birds with one stone!! IF he were so inclined ... just saying ...
there is a bit on a radio show I listen to... it's called "Fata$$"
husband or wife calls the show to have them call s/o, when they answer,"hello?"
they respond, "FATA$$!!"
it's supposed to open the lines of communication... by all means try it...
they also do another bit, where one of the guys goes out to a location, starts a conversation with a woman(thin or not) and then asks, "when you do?"
husband or wife calls the show to have them call s/o, when they answer,"hello?"
they respond, "FATA$$!!"
it's supposed to open the lines of communication... by all means try it...
they also do another bit, where one of the guys goes out to a location, starts a conversation with a woman(thin or not) and then asks, "when you do?"
And while you're at it, tell her that her boobs are too small/big and that she has a booger on her nose.
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