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El Pablo

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Here is my problem with funeral attire, its hard for me to fit my big *** in a proper suite, all 2 of mine had to be custom cut to fit correctly. My go to funeral attire is a well starched and pressed pair of dark blue wranglers, a nice starch white button down, Blazer and my black felt hat (which does come off upon entering a building)
But you are little ;)

me getting fat and out of shape made buying clothes easier :(

suits and dress shirts had to not fit correctly or be custom made before that.
 

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But you are little ;)

me getting fat and out of shape made buying clothes easier :(

suits and dress shirts had to not fit correctly or be custom made before that.
I'm big just in a different way....You ever tried finding shirts with a 52" chest but only needing them 30" long and my damn tree trunk thighs from playing college football...I'm built like a Damn Dwarf from Lord of the Rings just a little taller🤣
 

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I'm big just in a different way....You ever tried finding shirts with a 52" chest but only needing them 30" long and my damn tree trunk thighs from playing college football...I'm built like a Damn Dwarf from Lord of the Rings just a little taller🤣
I'm built kinda like a defensive lineman myself.

Anyone remember Refrigerator Perry?
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I'm big just in a different way....You ever tried finding shirts with a 52" chest but only needing them 30" long and my damn tree trunk thighs from playing college football...I'm built like a Damn Dwarf from Lord of the Rings just a little taller🤣
52 in chest, long arms and torso, short legs. So I get it. Much easier to buy suits when you don’t have a 20 inch difference between chest and waist. Getting fat made pants fit in the legs, didn’t before.

I wear a 17.5 neck and 37 in sleeve for dress shirts. Hard to find but easier than 15.5 x 37
 

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As far as funeral and burial plans go, I tell my wife to donate any and all useable parts for transplant or science purposes and burn what’s left. Needless to say she doesn’t appreciate my plan!
 
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