Charlie Sheen Goes on Radio Rant, Has Sitcom Suspended

[nofearfactor]

The show wouldnt be worth a **** without Uncle Charlie. None of those other people could carry the show.

In reality though, as sad as it is, we need guys like Charlie Sheen to make our selves feel better about ourselves. We see a **** up like that and we know how good we got it. We also can use him to point to our kids and say how they could turn up if they dont do their homework and stay away from the bad kids at school.

( Im not a person who can throw a stone at a glass house. I,and Im sure there are a few others here,no idea,have been out there close to where he is. I let things get a little carried away once when my music careers success was carrying me along with it and I was raising a little too much hell. Lost a good wife because of it. Hell,some weekends even now when Im not working and I have too much time on my hands I can get close to being out there still if I dont regulate myself better- with the alcohol anyways).

But with Mr Sheen,right now if he is sober thats probably WHY he does look like **** and IS talking so crazy. He's de-toxing,which is brutal on the body and the mind. He doesnt have booze to slow his mind down and he doesnt have coke and whatever else to make him feel 'normal' like he was a few weeks ago. His mind is in a state of shock so he has all of this energy right now and it looks like he's 'going off' and it looks like he's crazy. He's not crazy. He's just not normal yet. Unlike us common folk who dont have the media camped out in our driveways he has the entire world looking at him and listening to him- a camera and a microphone is stuck in front of his face right now constantly while he is de-toxing. He should be in rehab and not saying a word to the press. The dude is ****ing up. Surely an intervention has been thought of by his family. He's always been one of my favorite actors and like Lindsey Lohan I hope he pulls it back together before he turns into Gary Busey and is communicating with the aliens. Or does a Britney Murphy and DOAs in the shower.

 

[Teeeroy]

Surely an intervention has been thought of by his family.

He pretty much told Martin today in an interview, "Thanks, but no thanks." Said he didn't care to be treated like a 15-year-old.

They showed a clip of Martin with Emilio. Man...has he ever made it to the 'where are they now?' file.

 

[Mr10mm]

This was on espn, thought it was good. I got 9 of them correct.

http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page2/story?page=neumann/110301_charlie_sheen_mike_tyson_quotes

The recent travails of quotable actor Charlie Sheen have captured headlines around the world. So naturally, Page 2 decided to compile a quiz comparing two of the most influential wordsmiths of our generation -- Charlie Sheen and former heavyweight champion Mike Tyson.

See if you can distinguish which of the following quotes are from Sheen and which are from Tyson. Good luck!

1. "Clearly I have defeated this earthworm with my words -- imagine what I would have done with my fire-breathing fists."
a) Charlie Sheen
b) Mike Tyson

2. "My style is impetuous. My defense is impregnable, and I'm just ferocious. I want your heart. I want to eat his children. Praise be to Allah!"
a) Charlie Sheen
b) Mike Tyson

3. "It's like I'm a naked tornado that comes through a city and there's just so much wreckage. There's so much destruction, and when it's finally over, it's like the morning after and you're sober and ... what the f--- happened here?"
a) Charlie Sheen
b) Mike Tyson

4. "There was one big silverback gorilla there just bullying all the other gorillas. They were so powerful, but their eyes were like an innocent infant. I offered the attendant $10,000 to open the cage and let me smash that silverback's snotbox! He declined."
a) Charlie Sheen
b) Mike Tyson

5. "There's a new sheriff in town. And he has an army of assassins."
a) Charlie Sheen
b) Mike Tyson

6. "My power is discombobulatingly devastating. I could feel his muscle tissues collapse under my force. It's ludicrous these mortals even attempt to enter my realm."
a) Charlie Sheen
b) Mike Tyson

7. "They're trying to destroy my family. I take great umbrage with that. Defeat is not an option. They picked a fight with a warlock."
a) Charlie Sheen
b) Mike Tyson

8. "I'm sorry, man, but I've got magic. I've got poetry in my fingertips. Most of the time -- and this includes naps -- I'm an F-18, bro. And I will destroy you in the air. I will deploy my ordinance to the ground."
a) Charlie Sheen
b) Mike Tyson

9. "People misinterpret my passion for anger."
a) Charlie Sheen
b) Mike Tyson

10. "I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos."
a) Charlie Sheen
b) Mike Tyson

Bonus: "I can not be defeated. I beat all man. Someday, I will beat a real champion. If he dies, he dies."
a) Charlie Sheen
b) Mike Tyson

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Answer key: 1, a; 2, b; 3, b; 4, b; 5, a; 6, b; 7, a; 8, a; 9, a; 10, b; Bonus, Trick question -- Ivan Drago said that in "Rocky IV," but you already knew that.





Rating guide:
0-2 correct answers: Congratulations, you're aggressively normal!
3-4 correct answers: Remain calm. All is well.
5-6 correct answers: You're starting to worry us.
7-8 correct answers: Dr. Phil will see you now.
9-11 correct answers: Welcome to dysfunction junction. Population: You.

 

[FakeHuman]

It's star wackers, they're setting this all up ; )

 

[mark edgreen]

WINNING!!!

And then, like magic, Charlie Sheen called into the show, and Howard immediately went on the offensive: “Why are you wasting time screaming at the world?” Charlie said he was just trying to get CBS to pay the ‘Two and a Half Men’ crew while it’s on hiatus: “I have to right this unconscionable wrong. I have to take a stand...many people are suffering and I’m the only guy who can effect a change.”
Charlie said he’d already successfully gotten CBS to pay the crew for 4 of the 8 cancelled episodes: “I parked all my manic behavior and got right to the point.” But Chuck Lorre, the ‘Two and a Half Men’ producer, has otherwise refused to answer Charlie’s “very basic questions.” Charlie added that his fight was not over: “My goal is to get them [the crew] paid for all eight.”
NO REPUTATION LEFT TO RUIN
Charlie told Howard he didn’t care how much damage his fight would do to his public image: “I don’t have much of a reputation left to ruin.” Howard saw a window there and asked why Charlie would pay for women. Charlie stopped for second and laughed: “I don’t know. That’s a whole other segment.”
Charlie referenced his father’s role in ‘Apocalypse Now,’ so Howard asked if Charlie watched the film to feel closer to the film’s star--his father. Charlie laughed: “Wait a minute. Are you my therapist? What do I owe you?” Charlie said he didn’t see much of his father on screen anyway: “I’m not really watching him in the film. I’m watching Captain Willard, you know?
MEET CHARLIE’S “GODDESSES”

Howard asked after porn star Bree Olsen, one of the women living with Charlie, so Charlie called her by her real name--Rachel--and said she was now living with him full-time: “She’s done with the business. She is now retired.” Along with Natty, Charlie’s other “goddess,” the pair have begun a wholly new kind of relationship: “We’ve formed what we call The Wedge.”
Charlie said Natty and Rachel sleep in separate beds, but in the same room. At night, Charlie enters the room “and then I have to choose.” Howard thought Charlie was living like a rockstar, so Charlie laughed: “Why the hell shouldn’t I, Howard? Just like you. We are special.” Charlie said he planned to introduce his daughters to them today: “The girls are coming over today to meet them [The Goddesses] and I’m really excited about it.”
FIRE CHUCK LORRE & EVERYBODY WINS
Charlie said he just wanted CBS to stop trying to manage his personal life: “As long as I’m delivering and hitting every mark and killing every joke, why are we even having a dialogue?” Charlie also wanted them to dismiss Chuck Lorre: “He’s kind of forgot that our show is what launched the other two [shows] and he’s kind of an ingrate that way...fire him and put me back on and everybody wins.”
Howard sympathized with Charlie, saying Chuck’s three-show schedule could easily cause him to neglect the one that made him a success: “A lot of the time, the show that is the actual hit gets watered down.” Charlie said Chuck’s dismissal was a sticking point: “Defeat is not an option...the nights I don’t sleep, there’s a higher calling telling me to stand guard...I’ve got to keep this body in shape, this mind in focus. We’re at war.”
BANGING DENISE RICHARDS IS EPIC


Howard wondered if Charlie would still bang his ex-wife, Denise Richards, and Charlie confirmed it: “I’m not saying I wouldn’t. She’s a complete, you know, stone-cold hammer.” Charlie said they were getting along well these days: We’re much better friends now than when we were married...I love her to death.” Asked what she was like in the bedroom, Charlie laughed: “She’s out of control, but I don’t want to give away too much, you know...it’s all epic, Howard. That’s our word for everything.”
ANDY DICK IS ON TEAM SHEEN

Andy Dick called in to lend his support to Charlie, but his connection dropped while Charlie was still on the line. After Charlie had hung up, Andy tried again, and told Howard that Charlie had supported him during his own dark hours: “The guy is riddled with love.” Andy said he was on the road to recovery himself (“I’m pulling it together.”), blaming his recent run-in with Lisa Lampanelli on a mild relapse: “I wasn’t high. I was drinking beer.”

 

[crg1372]

Apparently this wacko had his twin sons removed from his house by the police earlier.

 

[redmax51]

He pretty much told Martin today in an interview, "Thanks, but no thanks." Said he didn't care to be treated like a 15-year-old.

They showed a clip of Martin with Emilio. Man...has he ever made it to the 'where are they now?' file.

If you're talking about Emilio,he moved behind the camera years ago and has become a very succesful director/producer.

 

[RickN]

Apparently this wacko had his twin sons removed from his house by the police earlier.

Just read that.

 

[yukonjack]

Seriously, I can't figure out why guys that play with guns are worried about what's going on with this jacko?

 

[spamby]

Seriously, I can't figure out why guys that play with guns are worried about what's going on with this jacko?

This is the General Thread Section. We do talk about guns alot of guns, but once in awhile we talk about crazy people on tv. Just saying.