Crapped on by a bird.

[point and laugh]

I suggest that you make a big ol' plate of scrambled eggs, then eat it in front of him. So he will know what you are capable of doing to his kind.

 

[XD-9Guy]

You missed your chance - next time draw your ccw and squeeze a few rounds off in his direction, that'll teach him.

 

[beast1989]

I got one...I was working on a cell site on the roof of a hospital in Chicago, in July, all morning. I was dying of thirst. I finally broke for lunch and got downstairs to the soda machine in the lobby. I walked outside with my icy cold Mountain Dew, popped the tab, raised it to my lips, and *SPLAT* right down the opening of the soda with just a touch of it hitting the side so I could tell it was birdshot. I looked up, cussing, and noticed the only bird in the sky was at least twice as high as the 10 story hospital. I reluctantly gave him his props.

Thats the best part of the story, hatin' isn't healthy. lol