Wife: hey, there is a chunk missing from the cake I made early this morning.
Me: that $@#*&$ dog, counter surfing again.
Wife: it was cut with a knife.
Me: That sneaky dog, he has learned to use a knife?
Wife: get in here
It was just downhill from there for me. But it was a good cake and I had two pieces before she caught me.
Me: that $@#*&$ dog, counter surfing again.
Wife: it was cut with a knife.
Me: That sneaky dog, he has learned to use a knife?
Wife: get in here
It was just downhill from there for me. But it was a good cake and I had two pieces before she caught me.