Dumbest thing ever said to wife or significant other

[mightymouse]

"F#%k, fight, or run!" Got my tail whupped a couple of times, got out-ran once or twice, but then....

 

[hipshot]

With my second wife, After the first time we made "whoopie" and we were laying there afterwards and I said dang, I forgot to ask you if you had aids, She said why No!! I replied "Good cause I can't afford to get that crap again" Made for a long night !!!

 

[RETOKSQUID]

Well, after 24 years it is hard to remember the dumbest thing, but I do remember the one that almost got me killed. We were stationed in Jacksonville Florida, and the wife was VERY Pregnant at this point (doctor told us it would be twins) and making breakfast. For some reason I grabbed the camera and snapped a picture and started laughing my ass off. She ask me what was so damn funny. My reply. You are barefoot, pregnant, in the kitchen and in the south! Keep in mind that she is a Wisconsin Yankee farm girl. Don't remember much after that.

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[KOPBET]

"ain't this the biggest thing you've ever seen?"

 

[shooterdave]

Mine was giving me a hard time about not complimenting her enough, so I told her she didn't sweat much for a fat girl... She didn't see it humorous AT ALL..

 

[CASTRATE]

My mom has a friend who told a chick he was dating back in the day thst she had Marty Feldman eyes

 

[Uncivil]

I do.

 

[WTJ]

Several. Unfortunately, they are not suitable for public distribution.

 

[dennishoddy]

20 years ago, I mentioned that the salt and pepper was left out of my lunch box.

I still pack it today by myself.

 

[RickN]

I get in trouble for the things that blurt from my mouth on a regular basis but the one I remember most happened at the grocery store.

At the check out line and the sacker ask "You want a bag for that?"
Me pointing at wife, "No I brought my own"