Dumbest thing ever said to wife or significant other

[OkieGentleman]

I am not sure but I think I pulled something laughing. As for dumb things said, the less said by me the better!

 

[dennishoddy]

I often make extremely sexually charged propositions to my wife in jest, surely I'm not the only one. Then one day in Tucson, AZ I was driving home from work and we were on the phone. Out of nowhere I spouted off, "maybe later I could hump dat p***y". She didn't mention she was in her car with a friend and that I was on speaker phone. Her friend immediately erupted into laughter. Fast forward about 8 years and she still prefaces our phone calls with "you're on speaker phone" whenever she puts me on speaker. She learned her lesson.

I remember one like this. My buddy was on his way to OKC, and was going to stop at the Bass Pro. Called wanting to know if I needed anything from there.
Told him a big busted blond with long legs was the only thing I could think of to bring back for me.

He was on the speaker phone with his wife in the car.....