Whitey!!!!!!!!!!!!! New invention....... Water proof .45's!!!!! Made for baths and showers.
already make em, they're called Glocks...
http://www.theprepared.com/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=90
Otherwise, I'm pretty much with Whitey. I dont keep guns in my car or home when not there as I dont want any chance of them get stolen(there's my paranoia), have one or two on me at all times and they are in my bed side table at night, great minds think alike I guess...