Funny conversation at work today...

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MLRyan

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So we were sitting around the office at work today talking about nothing and I decided to check my order status for some ammo. My supervisor asked me if I wondered about being flagged as a terrorist due to the large amount of ammo I purchase online. We decided to write up a profile for my roommates and I so I could freak my roommate out as a "look what the commander sent down about some guys that got arrested" and then tell him it was us. So the funny part about this is, after making the list and then cutting it back some, it still looks funny. I highly recommend doing this for yourselves for a good laugh.

1. 3 military members with extensive combat training.
2. All veterans of Iraq/Afghanistan wars.
3. 2 members of household divorcees.
4. 1 member known for speaking out publicly against government.
5. 2 members known for interest in survival tactics.
6. 2K rounds of ammunition found, 10K rounds purchased in 2011.
7. 12 firearms found, 7 firearms purchased in 2011.
8. 7 of the weapons considered “military grade” weaponry.
9. None were members at local gun clubs.
10. All had small network of friends and were known for reclusion.
 

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