I did have the foresight to save Dr. Tad's last reply to Dustin, tho.
I loved the Mao's balls thread. where it at?
I hope Tadd finally found a place within 90 minutes to hunt turkeys on the cheap.
Wow, I am honored... but I really don't know how you can put my Juggalo dog on par with the guy with 15 knives, and some of the parody responses. That is pure solid internet gold.
I personally enjoyed this post, in one of the Rijas threads:
I personally enjoyed this post, in one of the Rijas threads:
Just in time for Christmas.
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1st. These are kept in my beer fridge overnight at a chilling 36 degrees.
2nd. All porting and CUSTOM machine work is done with a milspec Dewalt drill.
3rd. I only use quality CUSTOM paint markers.
4th. These come with my personal CUSTOM 5 years/ 100,000 mile warranty.
5th. If it breaks, bring it back. You pay a small handling fee of $150 and I will replace it with a new CUSTOM Biggsly/Hipoint pistol.
These are very limited, and priced to move quickly.
$1,295.95
Be one of the first 10 buyers, and I will toss in a CUSTOM $25 Circle K gift card.
You know you want it, and for the low CUSTOM price of $1295.95........ Why say no?
CUSTOM multi colored dots are a $75 upgrade.
My QT ecperiance was alittle different. I was at the QT in Sand Springs @ 412 and hwy 97 I was gonna run in and pick up a two liter real quick. I open the cooler and lean in to make my selection, when I hear "I'm gonna bash in your f%#*(n head". Unable to see who was saying what to whom I did what any semi intelligent person carring a gun would have done, strong side away from the treat and prep for the draw. My attention turned away from making my selection to preparing to shoot someone, I smoothly strightened up and turned to face what I preceived as the "threat". As I accessed, the peice of human fecal matter that had spoken these words to me.
I went from afraid to angry, because upon closer assement of the sitution I saw that this peice of white trash gansta wanna be wasn't speaking to me, the 6'4" 300 lb man, he was talking to his girlfriend/wife and she looked to be pregnant, really pregnant, about 18 months along with twins pregnant. My blood surged through my body as I stood there expressionless, with the cooler door open, getting ready to put a round into the forhead of whis waste of humanity.
I stood there for what seem like an enternity, in reality it might have been 5 to 7 seconds, before realizing I'm not the white knight and this peice of crap presents no imainate threat. I was so angry, and so fusterated that someone would treat/speak to a woman in such a vulnerable position that way and I made a decision that if I stayed in that store for one second longer I would shoot this prick. I left the pop in the cooler and walked briskly to my car, and left the property. I was so charged up, so mad, thankfully a cooler head prevailed.
I went from afraid to angry, because upon closer assement of the sitution I saw that this peice of white trash gansta wanna be wasn't speaking to me, the 6'4" 300 lb man, he was talking to his girlfriend/wife and she looked to be pregnant, really pregnant, about 18 months along with twins pregnant. My blood surged through my body as I stood there expressionless, with the cooler door open, getting ready to put a round into the forhead of whis waste of humanity.
I stood there for what seem like an enternity, in reality it might have been 5 to 7 seconds, before realizing I'm not the white knight and this peice of crap presents no imainate threat. I was so angry, and so fusterated that someone would treat/speak to a woman in such a vulnerable position that way and I made a decision that if I stayed in that store for one second longer I would shoot this prick. I left the pop in the cooler and walked briskly to my car, and left the property. I was so charged up, so mad, thankfully a cooler head prevailed.
Lol. Which one? There have been like 5 variations of that story in the past year.
Wow didnt know my QT thread made it into the hall of fame.
