Hall of Fame Posts (Archive)

[BadgeBunny]

Where's DeltaSF's replies to ANYTHING?? Seriously. And the nimwit that told me I was gonna get slashed from the bottom of my high heeled shoes to the top of my bouffant since women were incapable of discerning a viable threat and therefore unable to decide when to draw their cc gun ...

Oh, oh and Tiffany and Caryssa ... there are just too many out there to list ... And the Chris Hansen is after Zombie and his van posts that Michael Brown got in on that night ... classic!!

 

[ignerntbend]

Deltasf18 could touch you in a way that would make you die within a week of it. It wasn't the sort of thing he could talk about

 

[h8ns8n]

maybe im an old timer round here but seems like we need to mention the "XD coffee table thread"

 

[BadgeBunny]

maybe im an old timer round here but seems like we need to mention the "XD coffee table thread"

How many times do you have to be told ... It was the VACUUM CLEANER'S FAULT!! LOL (And you are right ... there have been so many great ones!)

I gotta admit of them all I think Landman's "Cowboy Up" pic was the finest ... But then again, all us girls like our porn ... errrr ... pron ... haha! Seriously though, whudda thunk Landman was built that fine! Ai yi yi ...

 

[donner]

How many times do you have to be told ... It was the VACUUM CLEANER'S FAULT!! LOL (And you are right ... there have been so many great ones!)

I gotta admit of them all I think Landman's "Cowboy Up" pic was the finest ... But then again, all us girls like our porn ... errrr ... pron ... haha! Seriously though, whudda thunk Landman was built that fine! Ai yi yi ...

i referenced this in the thread about the OSU student shooting off his gun in the student apartments. No one seemed to know what i was talking about

 

[Old Fart]

... Tiffany and Caryssa ...

Classics, trolling for trouser trouts.

 

[Blinocac200sx]

We gotta dig up "One to the Hip"

 

[Mr10mm]

Ok everyone, about 2 months ago I had this hppen to me, my story is kinda embarassing, I dont mind sharing with others, but please take it easy on me, I am 22 years old, have been around guns all of my life, and I have about 30 right now,
Now to my story, I had just bought a Brand new Ruger P944th, it is a .40S&W. I got home and broke it down to clean it out, got everything nice on it, then I put it back together with no issues, I got this pistol just to leave on my nightstand. Now I am a firm believer that a unloaded gun is useless, So I load my mag, put it in the pistol and chamber a round, I then drop the mag and put the pistol down, so that I can put another round in the mag so it will be full loaded, I then put the mag back in the pitol.
And for those of you that dont know, this Ruger has a safety that doubles as a hammer release, Now this is when I get careless I was laying in bed, I went to drop the hammer so i could store the gun and I accidently hit the trigger causing it to fire, but the worst part is that my other hand was in front of the barrel, the round was a .40S&W with a speer golddot JHP, worst pain in my life, anyone else have any stories?

One of my fav's

 

[Spec ops Grunt]

My QT ecperiance was alittle different. I was at the QT in Sand Springs @ 412 and hwy 97 I was gonna run in and pick up a two liter real quick. I open the cooler and lean in to make my selection, when I hear "I'm gonna bash in your f%#*(n head". Unable to see who was saying what to whom I did what any semi intelligent person carring a gun would have done, strong side away from the treat and prep for the draw. My attention turned away from making my selection to preparing to shoot someone, I smoothly strightened up and turned to face what I preceived as the "threat". As I accessed, the peice of human fecal matter that had spoken these words to me.

I went from afraid to angry, because upon closer assement of the sitution I saw that this peice of white trash gansta wanna be wasn't speaking to me, the 6'4" 300 lb man, he was talking to his girlfriend/wife and she looked to be pregnant, really pregnant, about 18 months along with twins pregnant. My blood surged through my body as I stood there expressionless, with the cooler door open, getting ready to put a round into the forhead of whis waste of humanity.

I stood there for what seem like an enternity, in reality it might have been 5 to 7 seconds, before realizing I'm not the white knight and this peice of crap presents no imainate threat. I was so angry, and so fusterated that someone would treat/speak to a woman in such a vulnerable position that way and I made a decision that if I stayed in that store for one second longer I would shoot this prick. I left the pop in the cooler and walked briskly to my car, and left the property. I was so charged up, so mad, thankfully a cooler head prevailed.

 

[870WingBlaster]

what about..."should I tell my sister in law that she's getting fat"

or "tipping at sonic"