Hey we made the Daily Mail

[kingfish]

Another Okie doing us proud. I would have more expected this article to start out A Florida Man...

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/ar...-Dewitt-sex-toy-shop-fake-penis-Oklahoma.html

 

[GlockPride]

Hmmm. Is he any relation to Jeremy DeWitt down in floriduh? You know the funeral escort turned wanna-be policeman?

 

[TedKennedy]

Just one bad apple. Strange it wasn't a drag queen. Where's our "Oklahoma Pastor Sex Scandal" story for the week?

 

[Jason Freeland]

I wonder if the store has cameras? Would make this case either airtight or dismiss it all together.

 

[Rez Exelon]

He allegedly told the store clerk: 'Call the f**king cops. I'm an officer of the law. You don't f**king assault me. I can have you arrested, jailed to where you never get out.'

So weird. That's like the very very first time I've ever heard that reported that a LEO would say that while committing alleged wrong doing. Before driving off in their Bentley.

 

[GC7]

very weird

 

[Glocktogo]

The victim saw DeWitt driving off in a black convertible Bentley with a license plate that read INVICTA, meaning 'undefeatable' in Latin.

IDK, looks pretty ****ing defeated to me!

 

[jakeman]

See, nothing good happens after midnight.

 

[gerhard1]

Great. Just what we need.

 

[TerryMiller]

Great. Just what we need.

Oh, I don't know...

...with international press coverage, maybe some of the "migrants" coming here illegally will want to avoid Oklahoma?