I Just Found A Used Condom

[aa5b]

Just found a used condom on the side of my front yard while mowing. I have a little kid who runs around the yard, that could have been bad. I wish I could find the jackass who would throw their used rubber on my lawn. It's pretty disgusting and definitely not what I wanted to see today.

 

[LightningCrash]

The moral of the story is: Don't mow your yard.

 

[gfercaks33]

Any chance it blew out of the garbage can on garbage day? I have seen many a tampon because of that.

 

[Jestik]

I'll see your used condom and raise you a used pregnancy test that I found in the parking lot of a CVS.

 

[Traxxis]

Somebody crawling in and out of a neighbor's window maybe?

 

[rhodesbe]

It probably fell out of someone's butt.

 

[cjjtulsa]

It probably fell out of someone's butt.

LOL! Uh.....what?!?

 

[ssgrock3]

shoot, do some road running out in the country....you all the drinkingest, F#$%^&est people I have ever seen, and it is all on the road or near it. lol But I suppose I sure did my best to do both as often as I could as a kid.

 

[ssgrock3]

LOL! Uh.....what?!?

I am curious why this would be the first thought that comes to a guy above you.

 

[rhodesbe]

I am curious why this would be the first thought that comes to a guy above you.

"Not that there is anything wrong with that!"