I think it maybe chicken pox!

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ConstitutionCowboy

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You have encountered the pastime of one inflicted with Stippilitus Maximus Incredibilis. If you buy it, clean it thoroughly wearing rubber gloves before you handle it with bear hands. Shooting it prior to the cleaning could infect you via the GSR. You have already been in contact with the luminous blindous precursors, so you are highly receptive to a full onslaught of the condition. Make sure you use tinted goggles when handling and shooting this gun. It'll likely take six months of exposure before you have built up a resistance to the condition. After that, you'll be able to enjoy this pistol without fear.

'Course by then the whole world will look stippled to you ...

Woody
 

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You have encountered the pastime of one inflicted with Stippilitus Maximus Incredibilis. If you buy it, clean it thoroughly wearing rubber gloves before you handle it with bear hands. Shooting it prior to the cleaning could infect you via the GSR. You have already been in contact with the luminous blindous precursors, so you are highly receptive to a full onslaught of the condition. Make sure you use tinted goggles when handling and shooting this gun. It'll likely take six months of exposure before you have built up a resistance to the condition. After that, you'll be able to enjoy this pistol without fear.

'Course by then the whole world will look stippled to you ...

Woody
Internet win for the day! Well done sir......
 

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