I'm coming down there and woop your ass

[OKCHunter]

I had a 'best of Roy" CD and had a ton of laughs letting people listen....good times

Apple iTunes has all the Roy D. Mercer albums. I’ve got them all. Very good and funny stuff.

 

[Glock 'em down]

How big a boy are ya?

 

[cowadle]

How big a boy are ya?

better bring your lunch

 

[red dirt shootist]

"About 145 soaking wet, and I'm on my way down there to give everyone an ass whooping. " It doesn't get any better than that.

 

[Bocephus123]

By the title, I expected this thread to have something to do with an angry postal boy and some coffee......

Now that funny

 

[snipes]

The early ones were outstanding

 

[cowadle]

my favorite is the one where he jumps the cell phone salesman for selling sharon jean a phone that exploded in her back pocket,leaving a scar that looked like woody woodpecker.

 

[AKguy1985]

I miss em. Phil Stone died, didn't he?

Yes, he did.

 

[Seadog]

How big of an ol' boy are ya?

I was going to type that!

 

[Seadog]

How big a boy are ya?

My dad never listed to the radio and had no idea who these guys were. I’m like a parrot and real good at impersonating things so I pranked my dad this one time. Needless to say pops was steaming and hung up. Call him back and say the whole how big a boy are you. He had no idea it was me. I start laughing and it gave it away and he figured it out.