Honestly officer, it happened on my trip to Maine.
A patron is reclining on a chair near the pool, quietly reading a newspaper when a lifeguard approaches.
"Mr. Munger?" he asks.
The patron slowly lowers his paper. "Yes?"
The lifeguard pauses, obviously considering his words. "Well, sir, some of the other patrons have raised some, err, concerns about certain behaviors."
"Behaviors?" Mr. Munger asks, "what sorts of 'behaviors'?"
"Well, sir, it seems that some complained about certain persons urinating in the pool."
"'Urinating in the pool?'" he waves dismissively, "What's the big deal? Everybody 'urinates in the pool!'"
"From the high dive, Mr. Munger?!?"
"Mr. Munger?" he asks.
The patron slowly lowers his paper. "Yes?"
The lifeguard pauses, obviously considering his words. "Well, sir, some of the other patrons have raised some, err, concerns about certain behaviors."
"Behaviors?" Mr. Munger asks, "what sorts of 'behaviors'?"
"Well, sir, it seems that some complained about certain persons urinating in the pool."
"'Urinating in the pool?'" he waves dismissively, "What's the big deal? Everybody 'urinates in the pool!'"
"From the high dive, Mr. Munger?!?"
On a Prius??
You'd be amazed how many of us gun nuts drive Pruis, hybrids, ev's and chick cars like Subaru's and KIA's... but yeah, the juxtaposition of this pic was hilarious
I like my 50MPG car. Not as much as I love the truck, but at 18MPG it really takes a sting on the wallet
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