Phrases/Sayings/Word Origins

[dennishoddy]

Stiffer than a preachers dyck in a whorehouse. Self explanatory

Holy crap, that saying brought back a comment I heard last night.
Guy was a school administrator in a big city. He "said" he had to go to a bachelor party and it ended up in a stip club.
During the night, he got a tap on the shoulder. When he looked around at who tapped him, it was the preacher of the church they attended.
The preacher told him he wouldn't tell if he didn't.
Can't tell if the story is true but he swears it is.

 

[surjimmy]

Drunker then Cooter Brown(who's Cooter Brown)?

 

[MacFromOK]

Drunker then Cooter Brown(who's Cooter Brown?

Lol, that was one of my Dad's favorites.

And I have no clue either.

 

[surjimmy]

Fell out of an Ugly Tree, and hit every branch.
6 pack "7
2 bagger
Ain't no hill for a high stepper
Ugly as a mud fence

 

[MacFromOK]

"That ain't no hill for a climber like you."

"Beauty is skin deep. Ugly goes all the way to the bone."

"When they were passing out brains, you must have thought they said trains, and replied, 'No thanks, I'll walk.' "

 

[Snattlerake]

Slicker than Owl sht on a greased fence post.

Slicker than a snotty marble

Slicker than a Teflon ski on a ball bearing lake.

 

[MacFromOK]

"If your brains were dynamite, it wouldn't be enough to blow your nose."

"Too many Chiefs, not enough Indians."

If someone is smoking a cigar:
"Must be gonna rain, hogs are carrying sticks to build a nest."

 

[MacFromOK]

More from my Dad:

"It's cheaper to move than pay rent." (obviously back before deposits were required)

"No fools, no fun."

"There's one in every crowd." (generally referring to someone making wisecracks - yep, often me)

"Make hay while the sun shines."

"You can't make everyone's smoke go up your chimney." (when someone disagrees with you)

 

[Poke78]

Lol ....I always heard, shaking like a dog shittin a lot chain waiting on the hook ......

That's pretty descriptive. The version I heard most often: shaking like a dog shittin a peach seed.

 

[C_Hallbert]

“ .....more fun than being beat to death for something you didn’t do!”

“Slippery’er than Goose ****....”

“Marginally Intelligent.”

“I keep cutting it off and cutting it off, and it’s still too short!”

“Dumber than a Fence Post.....”

“We’re almost partway there.....”

“He don’t have a mind to loose.”

“I meant to miss that shot.....”

“Hold Er, Nellie!”

“...... so low he has to look up to see the bottom.”

“Daaayyymmmm!”

“.....lower than a snake’s belly!”







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