One of my favorites:
Him: Can you order this part for me?
Me: Perhaps...what does it do?
Him: It makes a Glock pistol into a fully automatic machine pistol. My friend here wants one to take back to his country.
Humoursly the truth is much much funnier and sadder apparently his car was impounded when we got arrested for DUI where he also lost his license. Instead of getting his car out of impound he wanted a gunThe cops got my license and I have a flat tire on my Dodge Neon. Why you gotta be so harsh! (damn I'm funny!!!)
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