So Long, Suckers... I've Hit The Big Time!

[OK Corgi Rancher]

Just received this in my email. My ship finally came in. Tomorrow I'm gonna make on offer on about half of Wyoming since I'll be so rich.

Thank you, Caroline!

Greetings,

I am Caroline Flint, the Branch Manager of a Natwest Bank here in my country.

I personally discovered an inoperative account worth USD$106,132,000.000 (One Hundred And Six Million One Hundred And Thirty Two Thousand United States Dollars) from our late customer during our bank's annual account auditing.

Since the death of the deceased, nobody has operated this account till date. Definitely, our banking code of ethics will confiscate this fund if it remains inoperative for a period of months without any claims.

In this regard, I earnestly need your full cooperation in transferring this money out of our bank to avoid our bank confiscating this fund. Our sharing ratio will be 50% for you and 50% for me.

Should you be interested to work with me on this project Kindly get back to me for more information and guidelines, please delete if you are not interested and dont bother responding.

Best regards,
Caroline Flint
Branch Manager At
Natwest Bank.

 

[SoonerP226]

 

[Cowcatcher]

Will you be looking to hire some help?

 

[OkieJoe72]

For some reason, the old Jerry Reed song “She got the gold mine, I got the shaft” popped into my head.

 

[ttown]

Let me know if you want to buy the other half since I’m not using it. Another cool mil and you can own the whole state. I thought I was the only lucky one

I went out there and hell no, to much yard work. I’ll stick to a few acres

 

[oksportsman]

I like guns from Secret Santas and I won't tell anyone I promise.

 

[OK Corgi Rancher]

Will you be looking to hire some help?

It depends on how much you pay.

 

[Shadowrider]

Man I'd be on that like a duck on a junebug. I mean, I'd open up an new account just for that!

 

[OK Corgi Rancher]

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That doesn't seem like a friendly goodbye... Jealousy will do that to a person, I suppose

 

[dennishoddy]

When will my nigerian prince gift me 1/2 of a state? I feel sooo left out.