tell them your taking up a collection for food and supply run, if they have to pay they will flee................
Have they left yet?
simple. Walk out (preferably w/o pants) tomorrow morning, and announce that anyone that stays at your house more than 3 days has to start pulling their weight, and that you would appreciate that they do all the laundry, washed, dried and FOLDED by the end of the day, and pick up a few groceries as well. Give them a list of what you want picked up. Tell them that if they stay more than a week, they've got to help out with the electric bill too!
Oh, and make them go outside and pick up dog crap, empty the trash, wash dishes, vacuum the entire house, etc. Start giving them chores. That plus the missing pants should do it.
Oh, and make them go outside and pick up dog crap, empty the trash, wash dishes, vacuum the entire house, etc. Start giving them chores. That plus the missing pants should do it.
LMAO, I like #4 and #5
Mix it up a little, and let the dogs crap in the house for a change.
You can also rent "The Human Centipede" and insist on everybody watch it together. Tell them this movie has inspired you to seriously consider going back to school to become a Surgeon.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0piFZXT8Zxo
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Stop the groceries and they will get the hint pretty quick.
