Well all you people that are pro gay marriage, enjoy it today. In the future when someone argues the fact that they should be legally entitled to have sex with your children, you may be singing a different tune.
This is the stupidest **** I've ever read, and I read a Dave Barry book I found under a chair while stuck at an airport during a snowstorm once.
I mean I've read more enlightening thoughts written above dive bar urinals.
Do us all a favor, and the next time you pull an opinion like this out of the far reaches of your colon-shaped head holster, write it down and give it to the homeless guy who's always yelling **** at cars by the on ramp near my house, because he is - at the very least - using the proper forum for his batshit prophecies.