Knows-it-all

[GlockPride]

Dis thread here be haves potenshall.

 

[TerryMiller]

I've had a long-standing quote:

"I know what I know, and I know what I don't know, therefore, I DO know it all. - Terry Miller"

 

[RickN]

I know just enough, to know that I do not know enough.

 

[Seadog]

Have you ever been around anyone who knows-it-all?

Oh lord it’s hard to be humble when you are perfect in every way.

 

[bobkhan]

Have you ever been around anyone who knows-it-all?

I’ve been married to one for 30 years…..

 

[okierider]

Oh lord it’s hard to be humble when you are perfect in every way.

Everytime I sing that song my wife gives me this look like I ain't right!! I do not get why, she married me so I must be perfect ...... Or I knocked her up.

 

[El Pablo]

Yep. I see him in the mirror all the time.

You’re wrong, I see him in mine

 

[dennishoddy]

My dog has an STD but my doctor said it wasn't contagious. Was he correct?

Do you have a fever and rash to report?

 

[kirk1978]

I'm married...I know nothing.

 

[Johnny]

No, this guy is Michael, and he’s originally from south Louisiana. EVERY SINGLE PERSON I’ve ever known from south Louisiana has been a know it all. If you’ve done it, they’ve done it bigger, better, and know more about it. Michael wants us to be friends, but I can’t stand to be around him more than about 10 minutes at a time and find myself avoiding him. The problem is he lives a half mile north of me.

Tell him about how fat a gal you slept with last night and listen to him one up that.