My first time with a man...

[mr ed]

Back in the 70's when we were building the elevator shafts at tulsa civic center downtown I hurt my back and they sent me to a place in the atlas life building.
I walked in it was painted totally black
I was told to lay on the table. A guy comes in all dressed in white looking like
Mr. Clean from the tv ads.
He folded me up like a pretzel
I never heard so much snap, crackle, poppin in my life.
I sure felt good afterwards though.

 

[Frank Pope]

He asked me to lie face down, reluctantly I complied.
I asked him to be gentle, on my tender backside.

He laughed at me and said, "I've done this many, many times."
I tried to be courageous, but I was trembling inside.

He put his hands upon me, I shuddered at his touch.
He told me to relax, said it really won't hurt that much.

He pressed around all over my body, each thrust hurt so bad.
I heard him say, "about an inch and a half" and then he giggled a tad.

He shoved and pressed so hard, the pain was so intense.
He seemed to ease up a little bit, when he saw me wince.

He finally said, "that's it, you should feel much better."
I said, "thanks doc" it was my very first time with a chiropractor.

All joking aside, when you get to be my age (older than dirt) regular chiropractic adjustments are mandatory.

 

[Big House]

I used to visit the voodoo Dr's. I haven't been in 35 years and haven't missed it.

 

[TerryMiller]

All joking aside, when you get to be my age (older than dirt) regular chiropractic adjustments are mandatory.

Not necessarily, but I might not be as old as you. The one time I went to that one was back in the late '70's.

Now, my age is in the "late '70's" and I feel no need to return to one.