some neighbors just suck.

[Jon3830]

I have been spending some time during the holidays at the in-laws and they have a neighbor that walks her dog up and down the street all the time. Which is cool it's just a small little ugly dog but the problem is she has it on a retractable leash and he lets it poop in everyone's yard except hers. I was out sitting on the porch the other night having a cigarette and she didn't see me and I watched her let the dog run up and poop right in front of the stairs. I said something to her about it and I was nice to her telling her that my kids play in the yard and they shouldn't have to watch out for her dogs crap. Well she took offense to me telling her that her dog couldn't crap where it wanted to and she walked off so this morning I am outside again having a smoke and there she is again letting the do it's thing so I yelled at the dog and the lady. Then about 45 minutes later the ladies son shows up with a stick up his butt about it telling me that I had so right to yell at the dog or his mom and that dogs are allowed to do their business where ever they want so I needed to keep my mouth shut or he would shut it for me. Which I thought was funny because he was almost out of breath just walking over here and up the stairs. So he got in my face and tried to push me which was probably the worst attempt of pushing in the history of pushing people so I told him he needing to leave before things got out of hand and when he was walking away he stepped in 2 piles of poop it was funny. I just can't get over how stupid these people are, how can folks get this far in life being complete jackasses.

 

[penismightier]

My wife has told me that a lady has been doing the same in our neighborhood!

I'm gonna go and collect my GSDs crap in a bag and then deposit it on her yard if it doesn't stop.

 

[andrsnsm]

Sound like they need to head down to Walmart and pick up a roll of poop bags and an ab lounger. Maybe you should do the old poop in a paper bag trick on them :-)

 

[Pointman66]

I'd eat a lot of corn and peanuts and...

 

[ocphy]

Throw their dogs crap at their door every time it leaves some on your lawn.

 

[druryj]

Throw their dogs crap at their door every time it leaves some on your lawn.

Or gather it in a large bag over a period of time and then dump the contents of the bag on their porch. Sit out there with a hose and nozzle and spray the mutt when it gets ready to take a dump. Turn on the sprinkler system when the neighbor is in your yard if you have one. Or, call the OKC Action Line and report them...

 

[ocphy]

Or gather it in a large bag over a period of time and then dump the contents of the bag on their porch. Sit out there with a hose and nozzle and spray the mutt when it gets ready to take a dump. Turn on the sprinkler system when the neighbor is in your yard if you have one. Or, call the OKC Action Line and report them...

 

[Kingmarine]

I would set up some sprinklers that cover the entire yard and would have a ball valve located right where I sit on the porch. As soon as that dog started moving toward the porch they would both be soaked....

If you don't want to get into a fight with her son, I'd suggest calling the police. They can also tell the mom that it is illegal for her to let her dog crap in the yard.

 

[MoBoost]

Simple solution: Airsoft - one pop and the pooch will stay off your lawn forever, dogs learn much quicker than humans.

 

[TJay74]

Her son is so wrong on some many levels, it is the pet owners responsibility to clean up after their pet. That also means when it deficates in someone elses yard she should have bags on her to pick up the feces and dispose of them.

I would of have done the same thing, and when the son came up I would of have pushed his fat out of breath arse off of my porch and let him know the next step he took towards me would be the last in this lifetime he takes.

I have no tolerance for people that act like that, even less when they come onto my property and threaten me or my family.