the phone calls

[carter]

the phone calls that annoy me are these:

1. caller id is dir assistance ---- they tell you that they are form microsoft services and that they need to log onto your computer .........
2. you have won a free trip just hand onto the line and a person will tell you about ......
3. market surveys ......


i can't believe thqt people fall for these scams .... theyse folks are thieves!!!!!! and they wake me form my naps. and i do not know how to stop the calls. they could care less if you are on the do not call list. any suggestions?

 

[aviator41]

"Herro mista Smeeth. I fro(m) For mota companee. I have new warrantee faw yew truck.. what year yu truck?"

click

 

[swampratt]

I told them the year of my truck and I need that warranty 1947 is the year.
I get that crap in the mail and will call the 1-800# and tell them I want the warranty.

Credit card stuff I love..I call and get a quote for the the most money from them I can and best rate.
I then go on to tell them I just got out of prison and got a great deal going down and need lot's more money and if I move to Mexico
and they can't find me do I still have to pay the money back?

CLICK!
Time shares are hoot..they want to know what your occupation is..
I am a Hit Man
A what they ask?
Hit Man ..I collect debts that people do not want to pay ,rough them up break arms kill if need be.

She then went on and asked what the wife did,,
I said she is a hooker.
Click!

Wife was standing there and asked why am I a hooker?

I said who else would be married to a hit man...They never call back.

Lot's of scams out there , that is a fact

 

[criticalbass]

My peak moment in messing with sales calls was to get a heartfelt "F*** you!" and a hangup from someone trying to sell me something.

 

[elwoodtrix]

you all still have land lines??

 

[SMS]

I still have a landline through the cable company, but I never answer it anymore. There's an answering machine, if it's important they'll leave a message.

 

[FredNOk]

"Herro mista Smeeth. I fro(m) For mota companee. I have new warrantee faw yew truck.. what year yu truck?"

click

As Larry the Cable Guy says, "Now that's funny. I don't care who ya are!"

 

[1krr]

 

[mightymouse]

Caller asks for the boss. "Not me", I say. "Can you make financial decisions in his behalf?", the caller then asks. I say, "The last time I did that I went to jail!"

 

[rickm]

I always ask for their billing address so i can bill them for the use of my phone that i pay for plus the amount of time they are wasting. always gets a click and they dont call back.