Dumbest Criminal Award

[grizzly97]

Let's start a little competition here. I just heard about this on a podcast (Gun Dudes, pretty entertaining) so I looked it up. It's a short video, but man it's hilarious! Enjoy, and post other ones so we can get some good laughs.

http://hypervocal.com/news/2011/dont-rob-a-convenient-store-with-a-cop-right-behind-you/

 

[bigfug]

That happened at a BOK here in OKC several years ago. If I remember, it was an OCSO who got the guy.

 

[Twmaster]

Somebody please dump some bleach in the gene pool....

 

[ArGyLe64]

His mug shot says it all. Actually, robbing a store with an officer behind says it all.

 

[870WingBlaster]

Quote: He was not armed so he is facing a robbery by fear charge

The only fear that I think about is how this dude is scary kinds of stupid

 

[Billybob]

Somebody please dump some bleach in the gene pool....

Clean up on the shallow isle...


[A Saturday morning of shopping turned into an emergency hazmat situation at a Baltimore Walmart where two patrons threw bleach and disinfectant at one another, officials said.

The bleach and disinfectant created toxic fumes, forcing the immediate evacuation of the entire Arbutus store, officials told ABC News affiliate ABC 2. It closed for several hours.

The brawl was a result of an ongoing dispute between Jefferson and the victim because the victim's boyfriend is the father of Jefferson's child, according to the AP.]

http://abcnews.go.com/News/bleach-fight-shuts-baltimore-walmart/story?id=14700527

 

[reddog1]

Rotf on the bleach... Toooooo funny

 

[Biggsly]

His mug shot says it all.

Looks like he is fighting severe constipation.

 

[hanson405]

Looks like he is fighting severe constipation.

He is. Constipation of the head.

 

[Twmaster]

Oh dear lord. I used to live in the Baltimore/DC area until about 18 months ago. Arbutus is a 'low rent' sorta hood. I'd say more but I don't wanna get a ban...