Emotional support pet

[lasher]

i always wanted a 40 to 50 pound leash trained dragon

 

[CGS1]

 

[dennishoddy]

You have got to be shatiing me.
You need a peacock or a mini horse to make you comfortable on a flight?
Do you consider yourself as a snowflake?
Do you consider yourself as a pussy?
Do you consider yourself as a whimp?
Do you consider yourself as a person that just wants to be seen in an airport as something special?

 

[D. Hargrove]

You need a peacock or a mini horse to make you comfortable on a flight? No, but it helps me sleep during the flight.
Do you consider yourself as a snowflake? No, and that helps me sleep at night.
Do you consider yourself as a pussy? No, and that helps her sleep at night.
Do you consider yourself as a whimp? No, I have a 1911, wimps don't have 1911s.
Do you consider yourself as a person that just wants to be seen in an airport as something special? No, TSA scares my wimpy, pussified, snowflake self to the point of needing a support peacock or mini horse. It is all TSA's fault... Oh, and Southwest. Southwest scares the shite out of me too!!! Now if you don't mind my mini horse and I need to go outside before we go to bed..

 

[trickydick]

Don"t the hooves tear up your floors?

 

[Annie]

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No. It just takes too much energy these days. I just shake my head and back away.

 

[D. Hargrove]

Don"t the hooves tear up your floors?

Nah, she has trainers...

 

[lasher]

ain't that fancy? what happened to burlap feed sacks wrapped around the feet/talons/claws/hooves?

 

[D. Hargrove]

Nope, that is 'ol school man. Now they wear kicks just like the kids...lol

 

[}BuLL]

i always wanted a 40 to 50 pound leash trained dragon

Will a hyena do?