your fathers are they cool and stuff? My friend Billys fathers are like different guys and stuff its wild. his 2nd father whos been goin with Billys mom lets Billy call him Tom and he gives us beer and stuff sometimes and never makes Billy go to bed early and stuff like billys other father
yer hangin your wet-shaven scrot out at the grocery store and gettin mad when Mabel Johnson gives you a "why I nevvuh"
by 8th grade english most of us got so so at figgerin out words in books didn't only mean what they looked like they mean and playin coy aint cute when you got a beer gut a bald spot
nobody gives the stiff bristly hairs on a dusty old lather brush about your fathers. i guess not even a bunch of guys that post on a shaving forum. my fathers walked muleshit furrows on pigeon toe legs and that pride aint never kept lights on at my place and don't too many people but me give a damn. i aint proud of nuthin i didnt do and a good bit i did. always was a copout to me to drag on granpappys coattails to excuse muh own banality as such
1982 my kid from the bathroom "daddy i pooed!" well honey i know you're proud and 'm proud too but the neighbors ain't interested. i guess some never catch on
-mausermike's ghost
This is about all I have to say 'bout that...
Really wish I had a gun big enough to hold a bullet big enough to go and shoot out the sun
Take a minute drink a cola while I cook baking soda in a bowl-a wouldn't that be fun
KA-POW!
If everybody on the planet had a can of Aquanet we'd be better off
Big bangs, sick thangs, chicken wangs, snappin turtle tied to my porch and I never let it off
Got that dill pickle. Ya feelin fickle! Cup of moon shine make ya wanna hic-a-hiccup
Trailer parks cold juke joints icicles
Jumpin over barbwire naked don't tickle
Squidbillies
Do NOT touch the trim!!
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