Guy loves his girlfriend, Wendy, so much he has her

[CorpsVet]

name tattooed on his "member". Later standing at a trough in a men's room he glances down at the guy next to him and sees he has a tattoo also and reads Wdy, he says, "I see you have a girlfriend named Wendy". pointing down.

Other fella says, "Oh no Mon, that says Welcome to Jamaica, have a nice day."

 

[Honey Badger]

 

[Ignored Member]

I remember hearing that joke when I was in 7th grade.

 

[CharlieWH2O]

I recall this was in Playboy back late seventies early eighties.

 

[lasher]

LOL old family friend's husband was Underwater Demolitions in the Navy, pre Seals, his team all got Tweety Bird tattoos on their penis, and claimed when erect it turned into an American Bald Eagle. Old friend said it was a lie

 

[Glock 'em down]

I knew a guy who had a $100 bill tatooed on his root. He said, thataway whenever his wife wants to blow a hundred bucks, she doesn't even hafta leave the house.