Holster Fart

[Iwant1]

I'm sitting in church wearing my crossbreed made out of Cow Hide. I'm in the normal sitting position and lean over to rest my elbows on my knees and...a nice gentle, but audible..*rip* occurs. Heads turn toward me from the other pews and I'm looking around as if it wasn't me... My holster farted! Has anyone had this happen? I custom make Crossbreed holsters out of Horse hide and they dont sqeak as much, but the Cow Hide is noisy. Are there any solutions?
I believe it is the kydex clips rubbing against the leather.

 

[WhiteyMacD]

I'm sitting in church wearing my crossbreed made out of Cow Hide. I'm in the normal sitting position and lean over to rest my elbows on my knees and...a nice gentle, but audible..*rip* occurs. Heads turn toward me from the other pews and I'm looking around as if it wasn't me... My holster farted! Has anyone had this happen? I custom make Crossbreed holsters out of Horse hide and they dont sqeak as much, but the Cow Hide is noisy. Are there any solutions?
I believe it is the kydex clips rubbing against the leather.

Liar! How dare you lie in church. You know damn good and well it wasnt the holster.

I order all my Xbreeds with the horse hide,... I still get squeaks out of it, but nothing loud enough to draw disgusted attention.

 

[Glocktogo]

Dude, why were you squirming in church?

 

[redmax51]

Holster farted....the dog farted....yeah right. Steve

 

[redmax51]

BTW,if you fart in publc,always look shockingly at your wife shaking your head. Steve

 

[zoomaster1]

This is where kids come in handy and earn their keep.

 

[reddog1]

Lmmfao!!

 

[bdubtulsa]

Wow...and I thought I was the only one that would fart in church!

 

[Huckelberry75]

Now that is some funny stuff!!!!!!!!!!

 

[mhphoto]

Hahaha, I've never had any of those troubles with my Crossbreed...