Who won the staring contest between those two guys in the front? lol
Staring contest? Staring contest you say? That wasn't a staring contest. See, besides being smart and good looking, I'm also hard of hearing, so I have to watch somebody's lips move to be able to understand what they are saying.
That feller across from me was just saying: "No wonder you get all the breaks, and the hot chicks flock to you...I mean, you being so smart and good lookin' and all".
I was just about to 'splain it to him when the waitress brought out my sammich.
There. Staring contest...ha.