Add a box of 9mm bullets and some 22 and ask 1,000. I bet they be fighting to buy your lawn mower.
I had an acquaintance that would bargain just for sport. One time he was working UC as a John. The game was to see how low you could get the street walker. He got one down to $10, two loosies and half a sandwich.
Agree to some of them...set up a meeting place that's inconvenient to them like a Walmart on the other side of town, and tell them you're in the white pickup truck.
I had a guy threaten to murder me once after he searched Walmart for the right vehicle for half an hour...all while I was 200 miles away.
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