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[bubbaturbo]

Never mind.
Next time my wife asks me what I'm fixin' to do, which usually means I'm gonna need a wrench, ladder, or paint brush, I'll have a new fun answer.

 

[ConstitutionCowboy]

What's a bowl movement?

Simple answer: A bowl movement is the path you take and the way you walk toward it so your bowel movements land in it. You can always tell by the way a person walks toward the restroom if it is for #1 or #2.

Woody

 

[KurtM]

Caught by the cell phone spell gods is not a statement on the person responding education. For instance, I now ask my wife if she wants "morning food" because when your phone decided to change breakfast to buttfx#k it never goes well!

 

[bubbaturbo]

Simple answer: A bowl movement is the path you take and the way you walk toward it so your bowel movements land in it. You can always tell by the way a person walks toward the restroom if it is for #1 or #2.

Woody

Reminds me of that scene in Monte Walsh with Tom Selleck.

But, sorry for the hijack.

 

[ConstitutionCowboy]

Don't be sorry

Reminds me of that scene in Monte Walsh with Tom Selleck.

But, sorry for the hijack.

Don't be sorry. That scene proves my point.

Woody

 

[TerryMiller]

What's a bowl movement?

Maybe it's something like rocks that move in Death Valley?