You want a crazy neighbor? You can have mine. A couple weeks ago I changed out the 40w lightbulb on my front porch for one of those fancy new 60w leds and this mother****ing ****sucking bat**** crazy piece of ****, came outside backed both of his cars into his driveway and shined his brights at the front of my house while honking his horn for at least an hour.
That would have resulted in a visit from the local PD if he had done it to me. I can deal with threats to my life or property on an immediate basis, but this needs to be documented with the locals so when he escalates, they know who to look for.