L.A. man lights cigarette, steals gas "for the very last time"

[Wheel Gun]

Habitual thieves are hard to understand. They're not wired the same way as most people.

 

[338Shooter]

They probably didn't have any signage indicating not to smoke while stealing gas or that gas was even flammable. I think his family should sue.

 

[dennishoddy]

Yes, proper signage is necessary.

 

[Neanderthal]

Nope--he had already reproduced.

Surely the writer must have known that you can't siphon from an underground tank. He probably had some little hand pump. Still, what a maroon!

edit: just saw the supposed new rule. Bogus! (because I say so if you are looking for a reference)

Can't say I'm a fan of it either, but...

http://www.darwinawards.com/rules/rules.children.html