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lulz..

Two old guys, one 80 & one 87, were sitting on their
usual park bench one morning. The 87-year-old had just
finished his morning jog & wasn't even short of breath.

The 80-year-old was amazed at his friend's stamina
& asked him what he did to have so much energy.

The 87-year-old said, "Well, I eat rye bread every
day. It keeps your energy level high & you'll have
great stamina w/ the ladies."

So, on the way home, the 80-year-old stops at the bakery.
As he was looking around, the lady asked if he needed any help.

He said, "Do you have any rye bread?"

She said, "Yes, there's a whole shelf of it. Would you like some?"

He said, "I want 5 loaves."

She said, "My goodness, 5 loaves; by the time you get to the 5th loaf, it'll be hard."

He replied, "I can't believe it; everybody knows about this s#!7 but me."
 

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