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OMG thats almost exactly how I broke my leg a few years ago.....fat man on a skateboard. I'm glad they didn't film me.
OMG thats almost exactly how I broke my leg a few years ago.....fat man on a skateboard. I'm glad they didn't film me.
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Ear Infection..
This is so true! They always ask at the doctor's
office why you are there, and you
have to answer in front of others what's wrong and
sometimes it is embarrassing.
There's nothing worse than a Doctor's Receptionist who
insists you tell her what
is wrong with you in a room full of other patients.
I know most of us have experienced this, and I love
the way this old guy handled it.
An 86 year old man walked into a crowded waiting room
and approached the desk.
The Receptionist said, "Yes sir, what are you seeing
the Doctor for today?"
"There's something wrong with my d1ck", he replied.
The receptionist became irritated and said, "You
shouldn't come into a crowded
waiting room and say things like that. "
"Why not, you asked me what was wrong and I told you,"
he said.
The Receptionist replied; "Now you've caused some
embarrassment in this room
full of people. You should have said there is
something wrong with your ear or
something and discussed the problem further with the
Doctor in private."
The man replied, "You shouldn't ask people questions
in a roomful of strangers,
if the answer could embarrass anyone. The man walked
out, waited several minutes
and then re-entered.
The Receptionist smiled smugly and asked, "Yes??"
"There's something wrong with my ear", he stated.
The Receptionist nodded approvingly and smiled,
knowing he had taken her
advice. "And what is wrong with your ear, Sir??"
"I can't piss out of it," he replied.
This is so true! They always ask at the doctor's
office why you are there, and you
have to answer in front of others what's wrong and
sometimes it is embarrassing.
There's nothing worse than a Doctor's Receptionist who
insists you tell her what
is wrong with you in a room full of other patients.
I know most of us have experienced this, and I love
the way this old guy handled it.
An 86 year old man walked into a crowded waiting room
and approached the desk.
The Receptionist said, "Yes sir, what are you seeing
the Doctor for today?"
"There's something wrong with my d1ck", he replied.
The receptionist became irritated and said, "You
shouldn't come into a crowded
waiting room and say things like that. "
"Why not, you asked me what was wrong and I told you,"
he said.
The Receptionist replied; "Now you've caused some
embarrassment in this room
full of people. You should have said there is
something wrong with your ear or
something and discussed the problem further with the
Doctor in private."
The man replied, "You shouldn't ask people questions
in a roomful of strangers,
if the answer could embarrass anyone. The man walked
out, waited several minutes
and then re-entered.
The Receptionist smiled smugly and asked, "Yes??"
"There's something wrong with my ear", he stated.
The Receptionist nodded approvingly and smiled,
knowing he had taken her
advice. "And what is wrong with your ear, Sir??"
"I can't piss out of it," he replied.
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