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I want one of this flight simulators at my house. I wonder if you can get different flight patterns like the Grand Canyon, Hoover Dam, Chickasha Festival of Lights etc. I could bring a blonde home and ask if she wanted to go for a flight on my plane. Lol

Hell yeh! Can you imagine flying low altitude through the Grand Canyon? This Himalaya **** rocks!!!

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One thing about it. Martin Savidge is going to find it in this simulator. He can go anywhere in the damned world on this thing!!!

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The wailing mother has every reason to be distraught! 2/3rds of the passengers are Chinese, and the flight was bound for Beijing. With China's one child per family policy, in many cases these parents in fact lost their only child.

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But with Martin Savidge reporting and that George Zimmerman look-alike flying that 777 in the Himalaya, she should know CNN is on the cutting edge in this search! CNN's Martin Savidge is bringin home the bacon! They're picking up the ball and going for the big win!!! ****!!!

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Oh geez 0311 you are obsessed with that damned simulator video.

Yeh! I felt like I was right in there with them! You could here multiple warnings and alarms going off. Savidge was having to shout above the alarms to be heard. The alarms were going, "WOOP! WOOP! WOOP!" and that Zimmerman guy's hands were in constant motion as he tried to keep from crashing the 777 into the cliffs of those mountains.

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My name is Doug, and I have Mesothelioma!

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Shut up! Git outta here, Doug!!! You can't come into the cockpit!!!

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Leave the cockpit now, Doug!!! I don't want you coughing that **** all over my simulator!!!
 
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