Man allegedly hiding drugs in anus accidentally shoots himself in testicles

[RugersGR8]

https://www.foxnews.com/us/man-alle...butt-accidentally-shoots-himself-in-testicles
Published 5 days ago
Man allegedly hiding drugs in backside accidentally shoots himself in testicles

 

[MacFromOK]

Lol, some days ya just wish you'd stayed in bed.

Or at least skipped that five-alarm chili...

 

[Tanis143]

Sheesh, you would have thought he would have emptied the prison wallet before going to the hospital. Hopefully the bullet took him out of the gene pool.

 

[Fyrtwuck]

Bad luck for him that the drugs he was hiding in the backside didn’t kill the pain from the frontside.

 

[druryj]

That's nuts! Stupid is as stupid does.

From the article:
"While in jail, Wilson made a number of calls to his girlfriend and asked her not to cooperate with investigators working on his case. Authorities were listening in on the calls".

13 time convicted felon...you'd think he'd finally figure out that crime doesn't pay? The good news is at least, he won't be fathering any offspring to carry on the family work...

 

[Fyrtwuck]

You’d also think that by this time he’d know all calls in the jail are monitored and recorded unless it’s with an attorney.

 

[druryj]

Yet another example of why it's called "dope".

 

[n423]

 

[Glock 40]

Drugs in the personal locker, don't know how that ever a good choice. He was pocket carrying I was waiting for it to be Mexican style then see the guys go bonkers over appendix carry.