OH! Nooooooes! 2012 is Coming!

[Biggsly]

Obama gets another 4 years, and the world is doomed.

 

[Shootin 4 Fun]

Sarah Palin is asked "which was the 49th state to join the union" and in her rage brought on by the endless gotcha questions she ignites all the oil & gas wells in Alaska causing an immediate rise in temperatures causes the melting of glaciars and ice caps resulting in a great flood.

 

[Biggsly]

Sarah Palin is asked "which was the 49th state to join the union" and in her rage brought on by the endless gotcha questions she ignites all the oil & gas wells in Alaska causing an immediate rise in temperatures causes the melting of glaciars and ice caps resulting in a great flood.

Could be when they ask Obama to name all 57 states.

 

[Shootin 4 Fun]

Could be when they ask Obama to name all 57 states.

They are equally dumb.

 

[Lithiumokc]

I think the borg will come and make us all drones

 

[BadgeBunny]

JB is discovered to be the front man for the NWO's plan to turn OK into a giant re-education center......wait, mebbe it already happened...

Are we supposed to be here doing this? Who said?

That's what JB says but we all know that OHP is the head of the NWO ... Soon as GC gets the memo I'll start rubbing you guys the wrong way and asking you where you're going ... It'll be a lot more fun than any old camp JB has. (And besides ... instead of "re-education" I'm gonna have cookies ...)

 

[cyberslider]

earth crust displacement people - u know that Einstein did support it. Remember, u heard it first from Charlie

 

[ronny]

Absolutely nothing will happen. But, if it does, I will publicly apologize.

Who's JB?

 

[SwampPapa]

That's what JB says but we all know that OHP is the head of the NWO ... Soon as GC gets the memo I'll start rubbing you guys the wrong way and asking you where you're going ... It'll be a lot more fun than any old camp JB has. (And besides ... instead of "re-education" I'm gonna have cookies ...)

Why can't we have cookies and reeducation the 6 year old calls it snack day at school

 

[RidgeHunter]

D

1. Obama loses election, goes mad, pushes THE BUTTON.
2. Obama wins 2012 election ('nuff said)
3. JB oganizes a successful coup - President for Life - reeducation camps open
4. Asteroid Strikes the planet - Dinosaurs welcome mankind to the afterlife
5. Yellowstone super volcano erupts
6. Global Plague
7. AntiChrist Rises from the Depths - Armageddon/Ragnarok
8. Global Economic collapse - anarchy reigns - gunnuts - well - go gun nuts
9. Space Aliens invade - the large green gooey kind
10. OU goes Pro - wins the Super Bowl
11. Zombie Apocalypse - head shots don't work
12. Scientists prove that the Universe resulted from GOD losing a bet with his wife
13. Dinosaurs return from vacation - THEY are PISSED!

So...

Pick your favorite and embellish or add your own.

14. There's a screw up deep inside Yucca Mountain where the government breeds and clones Howdy Doody-esque American Idol contestants and they reproduce uncontrollably, taking over America like a plague of horrible locusts. Very similar to a Zombie Apocalypse.

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