Okc ebola alert

[Spata]

I make up everything.

 

[Lurker66]

But then, 99.5% of all statistics are made up.

SlugSlinger is OSAs resident Stat guy.....he figured it out that OSA is right 95% of time. I trust his judgment except when he thinks Romney would a been a better President than Obama.

 

[Defnestor]

Hey, does the blood in your pee change color if you got ebola? I'm asking for a..uh.. friend.

 

[Defnestor]

BTW DJ, don't believe anything you see on the internet, and while sometimes I'm serious, I'm always sarcastic a-hole, except when I'm not.

 

[Spata]

Hey, does the blood in your pee change color if you got ebola? I'm asking for a..uh.. friend.

Pink = start to panic
Red = panic
Burgundy = self terminate

 

[Old Fart]

A patient at OUMC positive for ebola and in isolation bugged out AMA and is now being sought,bolo issued.

Ou med did have an Ebola test the other day. They had a lady come in and pretend to be sick. That's all the cdc/dhs will let anyone say about that. Ou med also has a few "very sick" people in isolation. St anthony has 1 or 2 "very sick" patients in isolation.

So we've gone from ebola on our doorstep to someone pretending to being sick?

 

[Lurker66]

So we've gone from ebola on our doorstep to someone pretending to being sick?

Dunno why ppl wanna go to a hospital., that's where Ebola is.

 

[Old Fart]

All you need is a toilet right?

 

[Lurker66]

All you need is a toilet right?

Nope....just TP, you can crap anywhere.

 

[Coded-Dude]

There was no positive patient , nor was there a drill. This whole thread is BS... I have confirmed with my source, sil works there.

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