I'll echo your LOL here
Believe it or not, it's not my cats that have bit me (well except for the poor guy the dogs got and I was in the way ... He was just trying to get loose so it wasn't his fault) ... GC has been astounded at what I can do with these guys (like drain and clean an abcess or pick stickers out of their fur) and they just sit and howl but they let me do it. It's too funny! Those tails whip back and forth like they are on some kind of beater, they give me dirty looks and they carry on like I'm skinning them alive, but they don't bite me ... LOL