Sig Lines

[870WingBlaster]

Do you pay any attention to what people put in their sig line?

 

[Biggsly]

I read some of them.

 

[264Magnum]

Nope.

 

[dutchwrangler]

I can't read so I only look at avatars.

 

[RidgeHunter]

Yes. I speed read so it doesn't take much time, and my OCD forces me to do it in the first place. In fact I have many of the heavy poster's sig lines memorized, and notice when they change them. I so don't do these weird things on purpose, and wish my brain would work for me in ways that are actually useful.

I read every road sign, t-shirt, menu, billboard, calender, the monitors of other people's computers when I'm in their office - everything. It's a weird compulsion. I can't have words in front of me without reading them, unless it's a huge wall of text without paragraphs or something stupid like that. I don't even try to read that jive.

 

[Honey Badger]

Occasionally..........

AND I've seen better threads on OSA.

 

[Mr.357Sig]

Never. No wait. Always.

 

[RidgeHunter]

AND I've seen better threads on OSA.

I was gonna put "More attention than I pay your threads." but then I realized that I would have to post in the thread to say that, which would be a tacit implication that I did pay attention, right? Internet smartassery is so hard sometimes.

Also, anyone who replies "never" yet has a huge fawking sig themselves should be bant. Bant I say.

 

[338Shooter]

I like my sig line. RH probably doesn't know what it sez.

 

[RidgeHunter]

It sez yer a goober and email you at [email protected]; remove the REMOVE.

Real talk: I didn't mean I have them memorized to where I could write them all down from memory, but I when I see them they instantly come back to me without reading them just by the shape/format, and I can tell if they've been jacked with.

'Sides DG, you's not as heavy a poster as you used to be. What you trying to do, mang? "Work" and stuff? Pssh.