Tulsa may have Ebola

[KOPBET]

There was no Dallas nurse on a cruise...

 

[Old Fart]

Ebooooooioolllaaaaaaa

 

[BadgeBunny]

Well, the Health Department is saying he does have malaria ...

They are also saying they haven't ruled out ebola yet.

Man, can you imagine?? Hey dude the good news is you have malaria ... oh yeah, the bad news is you MIGHT have ebola too ...

 

[BadgeBunny]

Oh and bettingpython, tell your wife to be safe!!

 

[JD8]

Well, the Health Department is saying he does have malaria ...

They are also saying they haven't ruled out ebola yet.

Man, can you imagine?? Hey dude the good news is you have malaria ... oh yeah, the bad news is you MIGHT have ebola too ...

Makes you want to book a flight to Africa eh?

 

[BadgeBunny]

Makes you want to book a flight to Africa eh?

You know that first nurse was talking about how she felt when she was sick. Said it felt like her insides were being eaten. No thank you ... I looked at Scott and said "Well, that settles it. You can mark that African safari OFF the bucket list ... "

 

[Defnestor]

Just returned from west Africa, running fever over 100 is low risk. What constitutes high risk, spewing vomit and diarrhea like a willy the water bug?

Low-risk means he had no known interaction with a carrier. Wasn't treating Ebolites, Probably didn't exchange bodily fluids with one.

Betting Python, a good husband would offer to slick his wife down with hand-sanitizer before she dons her haz-mat suit.

 

[DeeJay]

Low-risk means he had no known interaction with a carrier. Wasn't treating Ebolites, Probably didn't exchange bodily fluids with one.

Betting Python, a good husband would offer to slick his wife down with hand-sanitizer before she dons her haz-mat suit.

IIRC, hand sanitizers are good for bacteria and not so much for viruses.
But the rubdown part sounds like it could be fun.

 

[Dangdar]

So wrong..

 

[CHenry]

http://www.news9.com/story/27174233...lts-on-patient-in-isolation-at-tulsa-hospital