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I wish I could watch a reaction shot of the guy finding out that his real father is fscking Ted fscking Nugent.
Who knows how many illegitimate children Ted has. That would be a hard thing to tell your kid. "See the guy swinging in on a vine wearing a loincloth? Yeah, the guy with the coyote tail sewn to his jeans. Yes, the guy who rode a buffalo on stage and screamed he had you in a stranglehold and was going to crush your fawking face. Well you see, in the 70's mommy was a...mommy was a...never mind. Your real dad is dead."
Another one of my favorite Ted-isms is when he breaks into the main riff from Johnny B. Goode in the middle of Stormtroopin'. "You can't call yourself a guitar player unless you know every Chuck Berry riff by heart."
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Ted has dabbled with crappy buttrock off and on again since his heyday, but he gave us so much he literally can do no wrong in my eyes. Also greatness: Ted Nugent explains fat people to Anthony Bourdain.
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