Zimmerman back in custody

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BadgeBunny

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Shellie Zimmerman arrested and charged for battery on George

"It appears as though George has once again fallen victim to the liberal media and their intense desire to drag his fine name through the mud."


:lookaroun Opps ...

I dunno about George's "fine" name. He seems to be as human as the rest of us, but his soon to be -ex and the media (not to mention the general public) are letting no opportunity pass to dog this man. Of course, he's given them plenty of ammunition, it seems. He would do well to find a nice, quiet place to hole up, grow a beard, lose some weight and try go back to living his life ... But what do I know ...

I feel bad for his parents. They seem like decent people and they've been drug through the mud right along with him and his soon-to-be ex- (who, by all accounts, both seem to deserve at least some of the negative attention that has been brought to bear on them) ...
 

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I kinda love these days it's so hard to tell what's a satire site and what isn't.

Having said that, some of the other headlines on that site:
Rick Santorum Voted People’s Sexiest Republican
Alcohol vs Marijuana – Drunks are Just Better People
Sandra Fluke Reveals Plan To Beat “World Group Intercourse Record” As Protest Against Slut Shaming
Women, Menstruation And Shame: What Can Be Done About The Public Purchase Of Feminine Hygiene Products?
And my favorite, though it loses some impact without the photo: Prominent NR Advice Columnist & Vivacious Slut Connie Tornado Wanted by Police

EDIT: OOOOH! I missed this one. This one might be favorite: TSA Offering Free Gifts With Full Body Cavity Searches Beginning October 1st
 

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I kinda love these days it's so hard to tell what's a satire site and what isn't.

Having said that, some of the other headlines on that site:
Rick Santorum Voted People’s Sexiest Republican
Alcohol vs Marijuana – Drunks are Just Better People
Sandra Fluke Reveals Plan To Beat “World Group Intercourse Record” As Protest Against Slut Shaming
Women, Menstruation And Shame: What Can Be Done About The Public Purchase Of Feminine Hygiene Products?
And my favorite, though it loses some impact without the photo: Prominent NR Advice Columnist & Vivacious Slut Connie Tornado Wanted by Police

EDIT: OOOOH! I missed this one. This one might be favorite: TSA Offering Free Gifts With Full Body Cavity Searches Beginning October 1st
NASA: Water on Mars proves planet could support river boat casino and hotel.
Afterlife gay conversion therapy for gay historical figures? Sure, why not?
 

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Geez...did you have to turn your sarcasm meter in to become a mod? Georgie is a candy-assed ********* with an itchy trigger finger.

Jeez ... when did you get so sensitive?? George is indeed a candy-assed *********, if all these stories are to be believed. I'm sure glad the media isn't on my ass 24-7, digging into my past. I'd certainly be quite a bit worse than a candy-assed ********* in a lot of folks' eyes ...
 

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