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Man found dead at campground.
This morning a man was found dead at a local campground. Authorities are investigating, but expect foul play.
"Well, we got a call this morning that a foul smell was being emmitted from a campsite. When we checked, we found a wimpy little fellow in front of his camper with a plate of eggs and bacon crammed in his anus" "We'll have more info when the autopsy results come back"
Man found dead at campground.
This morning a man was found dead at a local campground. Authorities are investigating, but expect foul play.
"Well, we got a call this morning that a foul smell was being emmitted from a campsite. When we checked, we found a wimpy little fellow in front of his camper with a plate of eggs and bacon crammed in his anus" "We'll have more info when the autopsy results come back"