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@swampratt I’m may be available as a personal security guard. No training, no skills, no licenses and overweight but I could sign up for that gig if the current one doesn’t work out.
I like being on a boat, shooting guns and fetching cold beverages though.
There is a lot more to it than that. Like when the groupie chicks start hanging around with their bubble bleach blond twin sister, both hugely breasted and dumber than rocks, and they're looking for a rodeo? How you gonna handle that? Oh hell, trick question.
 

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There is a lot more to it than that. Like when the groupie chicks start hanging around with their bubble bleach blond twin sister, both hugely breasted and dumber than rocks, and they're looking for a rodeo? How you gonna handle that? Oh hell, trick question.

Well, I guess I’ll have to turn ghey or face the divorce like a man.
 

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