Weird Sayings

[O4L]

"Gotta piss like a Russian race horse on fire!"

"Nervous as a cat trying to cover up **** on a four lane highway."

"Happy as a puppy dog with two peters."

"Horny as a three peckered billy goat!"

 

[ConstitutionCowboy]

"(Insert name) can't scratch his(her) ass without getting a finger stuck in the hole."

Woody

 

[nofearfactor]

"Well Fk me runnin"

Can't get the key in the front door lock in the dark I always remember my dad saying "put some hair around it and you'll find it". Confused me as a kid.

bat shitt crazy

Cold as a witches titty?

That just burns my azz









(Tapatalk)- on the road.

 

[druryj]

NFF: LOL! Got a T-Shirt from a Biker Shop down in Medicine Park that says "Chaps My Ass" on the back.

How about: "tougher than a 2-dollar steak"

 

[Catt57]

More angry than 2 Bobcats in a burlap bag.
As useful as a wooden nickel.
His belly button's rubbing a hole on his backside.

 

[meatGrinder]

"Just 'cause you put shoes in the oven, that don't make 'em biscuits.

 

[THE JOKER]

Older than grandma's buckskin bra

 

[ConstitutionCowboy]

More dangerous than washing a wildcat's ass in a phone booth.

Woody

 

[Sanford]

 

[RVCooper]

Goofier than a run-over dog.
But the weirdest one was "I swan!" Which I used to hear growing up.
It was used by REAL country people in the ozarks.