No mr silly.
Unless you go to Blow U or OSU you are not a gooner or a poke.
But you can be a gooner fan or a poke fan.
That's the best explanation yet. Fans tend to be the worst. Actual alumni are almost always more respectful, even when being goaded by a gooner working at a gas station (recent personal experience, guy was tool, yelling at me after the OSU/AtM game)